September 2010
My favorite chapstick is one I got for free :(
Which means I can’t get another one :(
So I’ll have to settle for ChapStick brand Cherry flavor
that's amore :)
i lovelovelovelove old navy “the diva” skinny jeans
the pair i ordered just came in today and they fit perfectly
0 short
blackjack
amazing :)
What Do I Do?
There’s a creepy creeper creeping on me :(
He’s asking me to hang out and trying to tell me stupid, then dirty jokes
He obviously doesn’t know me
I’ve never talked to him before :(
I don’t like it
And I don’t know what to do :(
Think About This
The person you’re going to marry is walking the Earth right now. That’s a perfectly good reason to keep going. Someone, somewhere is madly in love with you just as you are with them. Even if neither of you know it quite yet <3
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August 2010
Your Fashion City is Milan
You are chic and put together. You always wear appropriate, beautiful clothing. You have an eye for design and quality. You are picky about the fabric and cut of every piece of clothing you own. Besides looking like your clothes stepped off a runway, you look like you stepped off a runway. You take good care of yourself. You may not be a model, but you do your best to try to look like one.
...
Sometimes I wish life was just a little bit simpler.
Letters
Dear AP US History,
It’s the first 6 days of school, and you’re already stressing me out. Do you think you can calm down just a little? Or maybe I just get stressed easily. Maybe I should work on that. But, I would appreciate it if you did:)
Thanks so much,
Janine
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+when you re-blog stuff, delete all the credits in the caption. they make a blog look messier but don't worry! the credit will still be visible when it shows up on notes and dash's so you'll still be leaving credit :) (p.s. i dont do this on -brighter bc i...
+when you re-blog stuff, delete all the credits in the caption. they make a blog look messier but don't worry! the credit will still be visible when it shows up on notes and dash's so you'll still be leaving credit :) (p.s. i dont do this on -brighter bc i...
If you must talk to me, at least make an effort to...
why does this kid keep talking to me????
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FMKs.
Top 5/10s.
Random questions.
Random things you want to tell me.
Anonymous questions of any nature.
Your honest opinion on anything.
Your honest opinion about me. Go anon if you wish.
Reasons as to why on...
I hate it when
I email teachers about something important and they don’t reply for a million years. Especially when they reply about something less important in about 2 hours.
I need a new title
any ideas?
Swag?
Me: Umm...Brian?
Brian: Yeah?
Me: Your shirt is on inside out and backwards
Brian: I know!
Me: Umm...are you going to fix it?
Brian: No.
Me: Why not? It looks weird
Brian: It's my swag!
Me: *laughter*
i'm 5'1" and i weigh 100 pounds.
people say that i’m too skinny and xs and 0 aren’t “real people” sizes. but then when i put on a pound or two, the same people notice and make fun of me for “having meat on my bones”. what? there’s no pleasing everybody, and i can’t please anybody.
my body is just like that. sorry if it bothers you.
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...GOD...
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil?
(Student did not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe The World around you. Tell me, son...have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't...
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat,
Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero
Which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was pin-drop dilence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of
Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light...
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its
Called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is,
You would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue
There is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are
Viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and
Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life, just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from
a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process,
yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
argument was going)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at
work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in uproar)
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the
Professor's brain?
(The Class broke out into laughter)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?...
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable
Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir. With all due respect,
sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The Room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face
unfathomable)
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir...Exactly!
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.
That student was ALBERT EINSTEIN.
you can't hum if you pinch your nose closed.
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So, I have to have a blog for my english class.
Which i think is pretty cool. But, I don’t know what to blog about :(
any ideas from my amazing followers who would love to put in their two cents?